DIVORCE FOR CHRISTMAS - ORIGINAL SONG

A Holiday Breakup Anthem

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[Verse 1]

Hey Santa!

Come down the chimney quick

And grab my husband’s shit

And take it to your next pit stop

You can drop it off at his new address

Because my only wish is a

Divorce for Christmas!

[Verse 2]

Hey Santa!

I’ve been so good this year

Could you please be a dear

And move his stocking far away

LIKE AWAY!

I won’t ask for nothing else

I’ll babysit the elves as long as I’m

Divorced for Christmas!

[Verse 3]

Hey Santa!

This man is a lump of coal

Bring a hose to dispose

and wash away his Grinch Decay —

LIKE TODAY!

I won’t even ask for socks

just please come take this rock and spot me a

Divorce for Christmas!

[Verse 4]

Hey Santa!

Bring the divorce decree

I’ll sign under the tree

And ride away on your big sleigh —

That okay?

to ask this for my Christmas Wish?

Top of The Naughty List, as long as I’m

Divorced for Christmas!

[Outro]

Hey Santa!

Return me to royalty

Sprinkle that magic please  —

and send me a

Divorce for Christmas!

©Written By: Kelly Dailey

12/11/2022